United States president Donald Trump had some less than kind words for us Africans. Trump on Thursday questioned why the US would want to have immigrants from African nations, referring to some as “sh*thole countries”. While we roll our eyes back into our sockets, we thought we’d play along and show the Trumpster what a “sh*thole” Cape Town is, here at the tip of Africa.
We’re holding Virat Kohli hostage in our country for a few weeks, while he plays some cricket matches. Virat and his wife Anushka seem to be having an awful time of it, and someone should rescue them.
Visitors to Cape Town are forced to slum it in our “sh*thole”. We just don’t have enough beds in this town, which very often results in absolute strangers sharing a bed. What an atrocity!
Don’t jump! People are this desperate to get out of Cape Town, Donald.
By the way, we did perform the world’s first heart transplant, Donald. No big deal. Don’t let that detract from your point that this place is a “sh*thole”.
We know you love golf, Donald, but spare yourself the torture of playing on one of our God awful golf courses. You can do better.
The locals are fat and lazy. Best you stay in the US.